{"id":3438791,"date":"2006-02-28T06:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Balance-the-Budget-Declare\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:03","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:03","slug":"Balance-the-Budget-Declare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438791","title":{"rendered":"Balance the Budget. Declare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438791\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps. \n<\/li>\n<li>My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy \n<\/li>\n<li>The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can&#39;t Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it. \n<\/li>\n<li>Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Dyselxics have more fnu \n<\/li>\n<li>How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure? \n<\/li>\n<li>Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo! \n<\/li>\n<li>Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay! \n<\/li>\n<li>The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars! \n<\/li>\n<li>Dead men tell no tales&#8230; unless you&#39;re in forensics \n<\/li>\n<li>Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master \n<\/li>\n<li>I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense! \n<\/li>\n<li>The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines. \n<\/li>\n<li>To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. \n<\/li>\n<li>Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. \n<\/li>\n<li>Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t need a new religion. I haven&#39;t used up the Old one. \n<\/li>\n<li>Never trust a smiling GM! \n<\/li>\n<li>Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn&#39;t rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it&#39;s much easier to clean!&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Will build thermonuclear devices for food \n<\/li>\n<li>Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup. \n<\/li>\n<li>Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps. My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can&#39;t Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it. Welcome &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438791\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438791"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}