{"id":3438751,"date":"2006-02-28T06:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/The-pun-is-mightier-than-the\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:06","slug":"The-pun-is-mightier-than-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438751","title":{"rendered":"The pun is mightier than the"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438751\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>The pun is mightier than the sword&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, wiggle rear end, sneak, sneak, sneak, pounce&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>There are no old jokes, only old audiences&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>What did I say that sounds like &quot;Tell me about your life?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>What part of no don&#39;t you want me to understand?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>A Unitarian is an atheist with children \n<\/li>\n<li>Knights try to attract women by competing with other men. Troubadours try to attract women by doing things women like. When troubadours succeed, knights think they&#39;re cheating. \n<\/li>\n<li>The Atkins Diet: It&#39;s a no-grainer&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Editors: We read the slush pile so you don&#39;t have to&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>I am Dyslexia of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>I wasn&#39;t myself, but whoever I was is very, very sorry&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m destined for greatness&#8211;I&#39;m just pacing myself&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>New Meds&#8212;please be patient&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>UU Time&#8211;why nothing important happens until fifteen minutes into the meeting&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>But I have to vote for Cthulhu or else Morgoth will win!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>&#39;Kinky&#39; is anything I haven&#39;t done yet&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Bacteria don&#39;t die, they phage away&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Have forgotten my original hair color&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Rule 1) Is it plugged in?&nbsp;&nbsp;Rule 2) No, really. Is it plugged in? 3) Seriously, get on the floor and check. Is it really plugged in?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review The pun is mightier than the sword&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, wiggle rear end, sneak, sneak, sneak, pounce&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There are no old jokes, only old audiences&nbsp;&nbsp; What did I say that sounds like &quot;Tell me about your life?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438751\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438751"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}