{"id":3438716,"date":"2006-02-28T06:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/How-to-get-out-of-jury-duty\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:07","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:07","slug":"How-to-get-out-of-jury-duty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438716","title":{"rendered":"How to get out of jury duty&#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438716\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>How to get out of jury duty&#8211;ask, &quot;If we convict him, can we keep his stuff?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted to close his own incision? Suture self.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Intelligence isn&#39;t hereditary. The goofball who wasn&#39;t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandkid in the world. \n<\/li>\n<li>Born to pun&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Recursive programming [in a circular flowchart that goes from dammit to dammit and so around] \n<\/li>\n<li>Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Aim high&#8211;if you miss your target, at least you won&#39;t shoot your foot off \n<\/li>\n<li>Anything with &quot;Science&quot; in its name isn&#39;t one&#8230;.Political Science, Christian Science, Creation Science, Computer Science&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Calculus: the agony and dx\/dt&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>The costumes have reached a critical level. Soon the space ship will come through the wall. \n<\/li>\n<li>Fandom collects. Absolute fandom collects absolutely everything. \n<\/li>\n<li>God wrote the program, evolution is the output, meteor strikes are the reset button&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>I can only please one person per day. Today I choose me. \n<\/li>\n<li>I hate tattoos.&nbsp;&nbsp;They make the meat taste all funny. \n<\/li>\n<li>If the thought of doing something makes me giggle for at least 15 seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to do it&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn&#39;t call it research \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not being argumentative. I&#39;m just contradicting you. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m the Mommy, that&#39;s why&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>In the Singularity, everyone will be famous for 15 nanoseconds. Simultaneously. \n<\/li>\n<li>It isn&#39;t called the web of a million lies for nothing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review How to get out of jury duty&#8211;ask, &quot;If we convict him, can we keep his stuff?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted to close his own incision? Suture self.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Intelligence isn&#39;t hereditary. The goofball &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438716\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438716"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}