{"id":3438697,"date":"2006-02-28T06:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-writing-were-easy-it\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:08","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:08","slug":"If-writing-were-easy-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438697","title":{"rendered":"If writing were easy, it"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438697\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If writing were easy, it wouldn&#39;t pay so much \n<\/li>\n<li>Fandom&#8211;the world&#39;s largest ADD support group \n<\/li>\n<li>Nostalgia: fond memories of when your knees didn&#39;t hurt \n<\/li>\n<li>War is how Americans learn geography \n<\/li>\n<li>The Two Rules 1) Don&#39;t tell people everything you know \n<\/li>\n<li>All your database are belong to us \n<\/li>\n<li>Carpe per diem \n<\/li>\n<li>For that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die&#8230;.or come downstairs bump-bump-bump on the back of his head behind Christopher Robin Whately &#8211;The Shunned House at Poohthulhu Corner \n<\/li>\n<li>I didn&#39;t believe in entropy until I bought a house \n<\/li>\n<li>I want to move to theory.&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything works in theory. \n<\/li>\n<li>In mundania, I&#39;m short, fat, and weird.&nbsp;&nbsp;In fandom, I&#39;m compact, cuddly, and interesting. \n<\/li>\n<li>It is easier to fight for one&#39;s principles than to live up to them \n<\/li>\n<li>The only thing worse than being alone is wishing you were \n<\/li>\n<li>Python is executable pseudocode.&nbsp;&nbsp;Perl is executable line noise. \n<\/li>\n<li>Recovering Upholsterer \n<\/li>\n<li>Would you like clues with that? \n<\/li>\n<li>Decadence is its own reward \n<\/li>\n<li>Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Books breed like rabbits, bookcases breed like elephants&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t mess with me&#8211;I dance with swords&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Go not to the surrealists for counsel, for they will say both blue and hippopotamus&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If writing were easy, it wouldn&#39;t pay so much Fandom&#8211;the world&#39;s largest ADD support group Nostalgia: fond memories of when your knees didn&#39;t hurt War is how Americans learn geography The Two Rules 1) Don&#39;t tell people everything &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438697\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438697"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}