{"id":3438672,"date":"2006-02-28T06:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-God-had-wanted-us-to-use\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:09","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:09","slug":"If-God-had-wanted-us-to-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438672","title":{"rendered":"If God had wanted us to use"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438672\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If God had wanted us to use metric, he would have given us ten fingers \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want an answer to that question, you&#39;d better be bringing me chocolate \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want to see me, drop in any time. If you want to see my house, make an appointment \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m a bad thing that happens to good people \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m an atheist. It&#39;s a simple faith, but it comforts me. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m completely human&#8211;on my mother&#39;s side \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not a Goth&#8211;they just dress like me \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not pompous, I&#39;m pedantic.&nbsp;&nbsp;There&#39;s a difference. \n<\/li>\n<li>Imagine Escher drawing his own bath \n<\/li>\n<li>It doesn&#39;t have to make sense&#8211;it&#39;s library policy \n<\/li>\n<li>It took Windows to make me appreciate DOS \n<\/li>\n<li>It&#39;s the year 2000.&nbsp;&nbsp;Where&#39;s my flying car that folds up into a suitcase? \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;ve done ISDN.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s so 20th century. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;ve had my weird shit quota for the week.&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you. \n<\/li>\n<li>Lead me into the company of those who are seeking the truth and keep me out of the hands of those who have found it \n<\/li>\n<li>Mamas, don&#39;t let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If God had wanted us to use metric, he would have given us ten fingers If you want an answer to that question, you&#39;d better be bringing me chocolate If you want to see me, drop in any &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438672\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438672"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}