{"id":3438669,"date":"2006-02-28T06:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Give-me-brains-nbsp-nbsp\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:09","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:09","slug":"Give-me-brains-nbsp-nbsp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438669","title":{"rendered":"Give me brains.&nbsp;&nbsp;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438669\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Give me brains.&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, you are what you eat. \n<\/li>\n<li>Go sell crazy someplace else.&nbsp;&nbsp;We&#39;re all stocked up here. \n<\/li>\n<li>Great minds, same gutters \n<\/li>\n<li>Hello.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;m the Dread Pirate Roberts(tm) #9875.&nbsp;&nbsp;Ask me about a franchise in your area. \n<\/li>\n<li>Hubris is stealing the fire of the gods.&nbsp;&nbsp;Chutzpah is offering to sell it back. \n<\/li>\n<li>I can only please one person per day.&nbsp;&nbsp;Today is not your day.&nbsp;&nbsp;Tomorrow probably won&#39;t be, either. \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t flirt with death.&nbsp;&nbsp;She runs up and sticks her tongue in my ear. \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t go postal.&nbsp;&nbsp;I get medieval. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a contract with my cat.&nbsp;&nbsp;I feed the cat, and the cat, um, lets me. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have one job on this lousy ship.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s a stupid job, but I&#39;m going to do it. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have the body of a goddess&#8211;the Venus of Willendorf \n<\/li>\n<li>I may be a squire, but I&#39;m not YOUR squire \n<\/li>\n<li>I pretend to work.&nbsp;&nbsp;They pretend to pay me. \n<\/li>\n<li>I wish killfiles worked in real life \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;d mock you, but the thrill is gone \n<\/li>\n<li>If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound? \n<\/li>\n<li>If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed&#8230;.Oh wait! He does!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Give me brains.&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, you are what you eat. Go sell crazy someplace else.&nbsp;&nbsp;We&#39;re all stocked up here. Great minds, same gutters Hello.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;m the Dread Pirate Roberts(tm) #9875.&nbsp;&nbsp;Ask me about a franchise in your area. Hubris is stealing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438669\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438669"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}