{"id":3438662,"date":"2006-02-28T06:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/You-are-in-a-maze-of-twisty\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:11","slug":"You-are-in-a-maze-of-twisty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438662","title":{"rendered":"You are in a maze of twisty"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438662\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different \n<\/li>\n<li>You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting \n<\/li>\n<li>You are in the presence of a system administrator&#8230;..KNEEL \n<\/li>\n<li>You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much of your time reading buttons \n<\/li>\n<li>You are only as strong as your weakest delusion \n<\/li>\n<li>You bash the Balrog, I&#39;ll climb a tree \n<\/li>\n<li>You can do anything thou wilt in Aleister&#39;s restaurant \n<\/li>\n<li>You can fly, but that cocoon has to go \n<\/li>\n<li>You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time &#8212; that should be enough for most purposes \n<\/li>\n<li>YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime \n<\/li>\n<li>You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to swim on his back, you&#39;ve got something \n<\/li>\n<li>You can make it foolproof, but you can&#39;t make it damnfoolproof \n<\/li>\n<li>You can name your own salary here&#8211;I call mine Fred \n<\/li>\n<li>You can stop being useless now&#8211;the crisis has passed \n<\/li>\n<li>You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in their foreheads \n<\/li>\n<li>You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls \n<\/li>\n<li>You can&#39;t achieve the impossible unless you attempt the absurd \n<\/li>\n<li>You can&#39;t be a figment of my imagination&#8211;I&#39;d have done a better job \n<\/li>\n<li>You can&#39;t cancel the project!&nbsp;&nbsp;We&#39;ve already made the t-shirts! \n<\/li>\n<li>You can&#39;t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus \n<\/li>\n<li>You can&#39;t go on forever living in the shadow of world destruction&#8211;people get bored.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting You are in the presence of a system administrator&#8230;..KNEEL You are wise, witty, and wonderful, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438662\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438662"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}