{"id":3438649,"date":"2006-02-28T06:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Will-you-dance-with-the-Devil\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:11","slug":"Will-you-dance-with-the-Devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438649","title":{"rendered":"Will you dance with the Devil"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438649\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? \n<\/li>\n<li>Willing to be backrub victim \n<\/li>\n<li>The windmills are winning \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows &amp; Icons &amp; Mice OH MY! \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows detected.&nbsp;&nbsp;Delete?&nbsp;&nbsp;(Yes\/Hell Yes) \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows is a pane in the glass \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows isn&#39;t a virus&#8211;viruses DO something \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows 95&#8211;a 32 bit graphical interface to a 16 bit patch on an 8 bit OS for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that can&#39;t stand 1 bit of competition \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows 95 = Amiga 85 \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows 95 = Macintosh 86 \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows 95&#8211;Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck&#8211;too bad it&#39;s a decoy \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows 95: So intuitive, it only needs one meg of help files \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows NT&#8211;nice try, next time \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows&#8211;the only virus that takes up 20 megs of RAM \n<\/li>\n<li>Windows 98: Y2K = 2030 \n<\/li>\n<li>WinErr 16547: LPT not found.&nbsp;&nbsp;Use backup. (PENCIL&amp;PAPER.SYS) \n<\/li>\n<li>Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum \n<\/li>\n<li>With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>With my luck, the next thing through that door will be the second coming &amp; I&#39;m about two or three commandments behind<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Willing to be backrub victim The windmills are winning Windows &amp; Icons &amp; Mice OH MY! Windows detected.&nbsp;&nbsp;Delete?&nbsp;&nbsp;(Yes\/Hell Yes) Windows is a pane in the glass Windows isn&#39;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438649\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438649"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}