{"id":3438641,"date":"2006-02-28T06:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Where-am-I-going-and-what-am\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:11","slug":"Where-am-I-going-and-what-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438641","title":{"rendered":"Where am I going, and what am"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438641\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket? \n<\/li>\n<li>Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? \n<\/li>\n<li>Where&#39;s the CNTRL-ALT-MAKE SENSE button? \n<\/li>\n<li>Which came first, the future or the past? \n<\/li>\n<li>While you were reading my buttons, my friend was picking your pocket \n<\/li>\n<li>Who died and made you Blake? \n<\/li>\n<li>Who hired all these tacky people? \n<\/li>\n<li>Who needs fantasy when you can have physics? \n<\/li>\n<li>Who needs rational when your toes curl up? \n<\/li>\n<li>Who put a &quot;stop payment&quot; on my reality check? \n<\/li>\n<li>Who the hell let the morning people run things? \n<\/li>\n<li>Whoever controls the purple, controls the world \n<\/li>\n<li>Whoever dies with the most skills wins \n<\/li>\n<li>Whoever said that money can&#39;t buy happiness didn&#39;t know where to shop\n<\/li>\n<li>Whoever wins the election will be the evil of two lessers \n<\/li>\n<li>Why are Earth people so parochial? \n<\/li>\n<li>Why are elves chaotic?&nbsp;&nbsp;Brownian motion \n<\/li>\n<li>Why are the most useless computer programs the most fun to write?\n<\/li>\n<li>Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? \n<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#39;t the Buddha vacuum under his sofa?&nbsp;&nbsp;He has no attachments \n<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#39;t you be unique and original like everybody else?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket? Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? Where&#39;s the CNTRL-ALT-MAKE SENSE button? Which came first, the future or the past? While you were &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438641\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438641"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}