{"id":3438583,"date":"2006-02-28T06:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/This-doll-looks-like-a-hunter\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:14","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:14","slug":"This-doll-looks-like-a-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438583","title":{"rendered":"This doll looks like a hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438583\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s an Acteon Figure!&nbsp;&nbsp;Pack of dogs sold separately \n<\/li>\n<li>This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system \n<\/li>\n<li>This IS a costume.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;m a homicidal maniac&#8211;they look just like everyone else. \n<\/li>\n<li>This is a 100% matter product. In the unlikely event that it contacts anti-matter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result \n<\/li>\n<li>This is a nightmare and I&#39;m going to wake up, RIGHT? \n<\/li>\n<li>This is a shareware button.&nbsp;&nbsp;If you have been amused by what you have just read, please give me one dollar. \n<\/li>\n<li>This is a test.&nbsp;&nbsp;Had it been an actual attack, the warning system wouldn&#39;t have worked. \n<\/li>\n<li>This is no ordinary fool you&#39;re dealing with. \n<\/li>\n<li>This is part of the 1000 hours of training \n<\/li>\n<li>This is your brain: UNIX &#8482; This is your brain on drugs: MS-DOS Any questions? \n<\/li>\n<li>This isn&#39;t denial.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;m just very selective about which reality I accept. \n<\/li>\n<li>This isn&#39;t hell.&nbsp;&nbsp;This is where you get sent when you&#39;ve been bad in hell. \n<\/li>\n<li>This isn&#39;t reality.&nbsp;&nbsp;This is fantasy. \n<\/li>\n<li>This job is a test.&nbsp;&nbsp;It is only a test.&nbsp;&nbsp;Had it been an actual job, it would have been followed by pay raises and promotions. \n<\/li>\n<li>This job would be a lot easier if it weren&#39;t for the clients \n<\/li>\n<li>This life is a test.&nbsp;&nbsp;It is only a test.&nbsp;&nbsp;Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.&nbsp;&nbsp;You may or may not be issued an actual life later. \n<\/li>\n<li>This mind intentionally left blank<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s an Acteon Figure!&nbsp;&nbsp;Pack of dogs sold separately This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system This IS a costume.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438583\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438583"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}