{"id":3438581,"date":"2006-02-28T06:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/They-39-ll-make-me-wear-a\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:15","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:15","slug":"They-39-ll-make-me-wear-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438581","title":{"rendered":"They&#39;ll make me wear a"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438581\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>They&#39;ll make me wear a beeper when they put it into my cold dead hands \n<\/li>\n<li>They&#39;ll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hilt \n<\/li>\n<li>Thine is not to reason why, thine is just to figure pi [Vulcan humor] \n<\/li>\n<li>Things could be worse.&nbsp;&nbsp;Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player. \n<\/li>\n<li>Things only appear to get lost&#8211;they&#39;re waiting for you in next week\n<\/li>\n<li>Things will go on as they always have&#8211;that is to say, badly \n<\/li>\n<li>Think &quot;HONK&quot; if you&#39;re a telepath \n<\/li>\n<li>THINK&#8211;If you are already thinking, please disregard this button \n<\/li>\n<li>Think of it as evolution in action \n<\/li>\n<li>This button boldly goes where no button has gone before \n<\/li>\n<li>This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink \n<\/li>\n<li>This button goes to the next person who gives me a hug \n<\/li>\n<li>This button has been brought to you by the language &#39;C&#39; and the letter &#39;F&#39; \n<\/li>\n<li>This button has been brought to you by the language C and the number F \n<\/li>\n<li>This button is cursed.&nbsp;&nbsp;As you read you will be confuset by ther printeb wertz.&nbsp;&nbsp;Yer intellijenc wil vabni&#8230;xrt! xrt! \n<\/li>\n<li>This button is right side up&#8211;the person wearing it has flipped [text is upside down] \n<\/li>\n<li>This button isn&#39;t really very witty and it runs on and on and you&#39;d probably be much happier reading some other button.&nbsp;&nbsp;Most of them aren&#39;t half as depressing as this one.&nbsp;&nbsp;Don&#39;t say I didn&#39;t warn you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review They&#39;ll make me wear a beeper when they put it into my cold dead hands They&#39;ll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hilt Thine is not to reason why, thine is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438581\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438581"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}