{"id":3438518,"date":"2006-02-28T06:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Planets-are-smarter-than\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:18","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:18","slug":"Planets-are-smarter-than","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438518","title":{"rendered":"Planets are smarter than"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438518\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem \n<\/li>\n<li>Playing in traffic on the information superhighway \n<\/li>\n<li>Please bus your trays&#8211;the food that you don&#39;t eat today may be the food that eats you tomorrow&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Campus Crusade for Cthulhu \n<\/li>\n<li>Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons \n<\/li>\n<li>Please do not adjust your mind&#8211;reality is malfunctioning \n<\/li>\n<li>Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball \n<\/li>\n<li>Please DON&#39;T tell me about your character \n<\/li>\n<li>Please solve your problems in advance so that we can help you better\n<\/li>\n<li>PMS?&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I&#39;m always like this.&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you ask? \n<\/li>\n<li>Pobody&#39;s Nerfect! \n<\/li>\n<li>Poets make better lays \n<\/li>\n<li>Pogo ergo possum \n<\/li>\n<li>The police aren&#39;t there to create disorder, they&#39;re there to preserve disorder \n<\/li>\n<li>Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable \n<\/li>\n<li>Politically correct is a contradiction in terms \n<\/li>\n<li>The politically correct are differently clued \n<\/li>\n<li>Politicians are like diapers&#8211;both should be changed regularly for the same reason \n<\/li>\n<li>Politicians are like rats&#8211;what they take for themselves is trivial compared to what they destroy to get it \n<\/li>\n<li>Politician&#39;s Logic: Something must be done, this is something, therefore we must do it \n<\/li>\n<li>Politicians who support sanctions should have to take in the refugees&#8211;it&#39;s only fair \n<\/li>\n<li>Politics: formed from the Greek &quot;poly&quot;, meaning many and &quot;ticks&quot;, meaning small blood-sucking insects<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem Playing in traffic on the information superhighway Please bus your trays&#8211;the food that you don&#39;t eat today may be the food that eats you tomorrow&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Campus Crusade &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438518\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438518"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}