{"id":3438494,"date":"2006-02-28T06:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/186-000-mps-It-39-s-not-just\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:19","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:19","slug":"186-000-mps-It-39-s-not-just","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438494","title":{"rendered":"186,000 mps: It&#39;s not just"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438494\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>186,000 mps: It&#39;s not just a good idea, it&#39;s the LAW \n<\/li>\n<li>One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs&#8230;.Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.&nbsp;&nbsp;Repeat until BUGS = 0 \n<\/li>\n<li>One more time&#8230;.this is your mind.&nbsp;&nbsp;[picture of egg]&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the government on your mind.&nbsp;&nbsp;[picture of stomped egg]&nbsp;&nbsp;Any questions? \n<\/li>\n<li>1-900-666-0666&nbsp;&nbsp;Live Beasts!&nbsp;&nbsp;One-on-one Pacts!&nbsp;&nbsp;Call now!&nbsp;&nbsp;Only $6.66\/minute!&nbsp;&nbsp;Over 18 only please \n<\/li>\n<li>One of the main causes of the decline of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs \n<\/li>\n<li>One of the symptoms of impending nervous breakdown is the belief that your work is terribly important \n<\/li>\n<li>One picture had better be worth a thousand words&#8211;it takes up more disk space \n<\/li>\n<li>1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight&#8211;it&#39;s not just a good idea, it&#39;s the LAW \n<\/li>\n<li>One Step Beyond The Night Gallery into The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone \n<\/li>\n<li>1\/3 + 1\/222 = 225\/666 Beast Common Denominator \n<\/li>\n<li>Only a fool expects rational behavior from their fellow human beings.&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do they expect it from a machine that human beings have constructed? \n<\/li>\n<li>Only borrow from pessimists&#8211;they don&#39;t expect to be paid back \n<\/li>\n<li>Only lefties are in their right minds \n<\/li>\n<li>Only one planet? At least one solar system! \n<\/li>\n<li>ONLY telepaths don&#39;t need safewords \n<\/li>\n<li>Only the insane have strength enough to prosper: only those that prosper truly judge what is sane \n<\/li>\n<li>The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire \n<\/li>\n<li>The only true deadline is asystole \n<\/li>\n<li>Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review 186,000 mps: It&#39;s not just a good idea, it&#39;s the LAW One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs&#8230;.Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.&nbsp;&nbsp;Repeat until BUGS = 0 One more time&#8230;.this is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438494\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438494"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}