{"id":3438473,"date":"2006-02-28T06:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Nerd-Pride\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:21","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:21","slug":"Nerd-Pride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438473","title":{"rendered":"Nerd Pride"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438473\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Nerd Pride \n<\/li>\n<li>Nerd Pride: Why DO they think that &quot;walking encyclopedia&quot; is an insult? \n<\/li>\n<li>The net is like real life, only much, much faster \n<\/li>\n<li>Network management is like nailing jello to a wall \n<\/li>\n<li>Neutral Greedy \n<\/li>\n<li>Never argue with a Scorpio&#8211;even if you win, you lose \n<\/li>\n<li>Never argue with a Scorpio&#8211;it&#39;s frustrating and you&#39;ll lose anyway\n<\/li>\n<li>Never ask a barber whether you need a haircut \n<\/li>\n<li>Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself alone \n<\/li>\n<li>Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity \n<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Never bite the hand that feeds you&quot; does *not* apply to cats \n<\/li>\n<li>Never confuse endurance with hospitality \n<\/li>\n<li>Never criticize a man till you&#39;ve walked a mile in his shoes.&nbsp;&nbsp;Then if he didn&#39;t like what you&#39;ve said, he&#39;s a mile away and barefoot. \n<\/li>\n<li>Never do anything twice that you don&#39;t have to do at all \n<\/li>\n<li>Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you \n<\/li>\n<li>Never, EVER, throw a fireball in a closed room \n<\/li>\n<li>Never follow a rule off a cliff \n<\/li>\n<li>Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder \n<\/li>\n<li>Never judge a man by the size of his deck&#8230;..Magic the Blathering\n<\/li>\n<li>Never learn to type.&nbsp;&nbsp;If you do, someone will ask you to do it. \n<\/li>\n<li>Never let any mechanical device know you&#39;re in a hurry<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Nerd Pride Nerd Pride: Why DO they think that &quot;walking encyclopedia&quot; is an insult? The net is like real life, only much, much faster Network management is like nailing jello to a wall Neutral Greedy Never argue with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438473\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438473"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}