{"id":3438393,"date":"2006-02-28T06:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-39-m-sorry-but-a-unicorn\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:25","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:25","slug":"I-39-m-sorry-but-a-unicorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438393","title":{"rendered":"I&#39;m sorry, but a unicorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438393\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I&#39;m sorry, but a unicorn doesn&#39;t work like a mule \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m sorry, my IQ&#39;s over 80.&nbsp;&nbsp;You wouldn&#39;t be interested. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m sorry, my karma ran over your dogma \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m taking last week back to the store, and I won&#39;t even ask for a refund \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m the bitch of the universe!! Wanna challenge me!! \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m the leader.&nbsp;&nbsp;Which way did they go? \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m the most dangerous thing around&#8211;white trash with brains \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m the silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m the world&#39;s foremost authority on my own opinion \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m tired of voting Demopublican&#8211;I&#39;m going to vote Republicrat for a change \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m warning you&#8211;if you kill me, they&#39;ll just send 008 \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m your No. 1 fan.&nbsp;&nbsp;You&#39;re lucky I found you. \n<\/li>\n<li>Imagination is intelligence having fun \n<\/li>\n<li>Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I&#39;m sorry, but a unicorn doesn&#39;t work like a mule I&#39;m sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again. I&#39;m sorry, my IQ&#39;s over 80.&nbsp;&nbsp;You wouldn&#39;t be interested. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438393\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438393"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}