{"id":3438390,"date":"2006-02-28T06:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-39-m-not-unemployed-I-39\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:25","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:25","slug":"I-39-m-not-unemployed-I-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438390","title":{"rendered":"I&#39;m not unemployed&#8211;I&#39;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438390\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I&#39;m not unemployed&#8211;I&#39;m looking for the perfect job \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not worried about the bullet with my name on it&#8211;just the thousands out there marked &quot;occupant&quot; \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m omnipotent&#8211;ask me how \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m out of bed and dressed.&nbsp;&nbsp;What more do you want? \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m pagan too! [on pentacle] \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m pink, therefore I&#39;m spam \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m pro-choice&#8211;I&#39;ll read whatever I want \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I could be twice as proud for half the money \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m ready to leap NOW! \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m really quite pleasant until I&#39;m awake \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m self-employed, and my boss is a bastard \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m self-employed, and my boss is a bitch \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off! \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m so bored I may have to resort to doing some work \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m so cool I can hardly bear to gaze upon my wonderful contenance in the morning, but it does get easier with age and wisdom<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I&#39;m not unemployed&#8211;I&#39;m looking for the perfect job I&#39;m not worried about the bullet with my name on it&#8211;just the thousands out there marked &quot;occupant&quot; I&#39;m omnipotent&#8211;ask me how I&#39;m only a hypnotist, so this is only a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438390\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438390"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}