{"id":3438386,"date":"2006-02-28T06:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-39-m-not-imaginary-I-39-m\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:26","slug":"I-39-m-not-imaginary-I-39-m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438386","title":{"rendered":"I&#39;m not imaginary&#8211;I&#39;m"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438386\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I&#39;m not imaginary&#8211;I&#39;m ontologically challenged \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not irresponsible&#8211;I&#39;m out of control \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not just out of the closet&#8211;I&#39;m in the living room with my feet up \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not loafing&#8211;I work so fast I&#39;m always finished \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not lost&#8211;I&#39;m directionally challenged \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not on drugs&#8211;I AM drugs \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not panicking. I&#39;m watching you panic. It&#39;s much more entertaining. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not politically incorrect&#8211;I&#39;m euphemism challenged \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not politically incorrect&#8211;I&#39;m politically challenged \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not really happy&#8211;it&#39;s a chemical imbalance \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not selling out&#8211;I&#39;m buying in \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not shy&#8211;I&#39;m studying my prey \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not stupid, I&#39;m not expendable, and I&#39;m not gophering \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not tense, just terribly alert \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not too weird&#8211;you&#39;re too normal<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I&#39;m not imaginary&#8211;I&#39;m ontologically challenged I&#39;m not irresponsible&#8211;I&#39;m out of control I&#39;m not just out of the closet&#8211;I&#39;m in the living room with my feet up I&#39;m not loafing&#8211;I work so fast I&#39;m always finished I&#39;m not lost&#8211;I&#39;m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438386\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438386"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}