{"id":3438384,"date":"2006-02-28T06:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-39-m-not-a-mercenary\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:26","slug":"I-39-m-not-a-mercenary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438384","title":{"rendered":"I&#39;m not a mercenary&#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438384\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I&#39;m not a mercenary&#8211;killing&#39;s more of a hobby with me \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not a tease&#8211;teases make promises they don&#39;t keep. I&#39;m a flirt&#8211;I make no promises at all! \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not a utopian&#8211;I&#39;d settle for a world where the nice guys finish second last \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not a vegetarian because I love animals&#8211;I&#39;m a vegetarian because I hate plants \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not a white male&#8211;I&#39;m differently oppressed, ok? \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not bad&#8230;I&#39;m just drawn that way \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not born again&#8211;my mother got it right the first time! [picture of goddess] \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not breaking the rules&#8211;I&#39;m just testing their elasticity \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not cynical&#8211;I&#39;m right \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not doing this JUST to be weird \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not expendable, I&#39;m not stupid, and I&#39;M NOT GOING \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not God, I&#39;m your GM.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Consider me your Angel of Murphy. \n<\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not ignoring you&#8211;I&#39;m MULTI-TASKING<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I&#39;m not a mercenary&#8211;killing&#39;s more of a hobby with me I&#39;m not a tease&#8211;teases make promises they don&#39;t keep. I&#39;m a flirt&#8211;I make no promises at all! I&#39;m not a utopian&#8211;I&#39;d settle for a world where the nice &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438384\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438384"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}