{"id":3438377,"date":"2006-02-28T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-you-drink-don-39-t-park\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:26","slug":"If-you-drink-don-39-t-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438377","title":{"rendered":"If you drink, don&#39;t park.&#038;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438377\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If you drink, don&#39;t park.&nbsp;&nbsp;Accidents cause people. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day \n<\/li>\n<li>If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill one third less people?&nbsp;&nbsp;No, but you get a much lighter sentence \n<\/li>\n<li>If you had to look at Lee Iacocca and eat raw fish, you&#39;d barf too \n<\/li>\n<li>If you have a problem with my weight, it&#39;s YOUR problem.&nbsp;&nbsp;Would some chocolate help you forget about it? \n<\/li>\n<li>If you haven&#39;t grown up by age 60, you don&#39;t have to \n<\/li>\n<li>If you know what you&#39;re doing, how long it will take, or what it will cost, it isn&#39;t research. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you love something, let it go.&nbsp;&nbsp;If it doesn&#39;t come back to you, hunt it down and kill it. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you meet Barney on the road, kill him \n<\/li>\n<li>If you see something about so big with eight legs running towards you, let me know. I have to kill it be it develops language skills. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you think I need to be saved from myself, I probably need to be saved from you \n<\/li>\n<li>If you torture the data enough, it will confess \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want a picture of the future of the internet, imagine a foot stuck in a human mouth&#8211;forever \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want information from the net, don&#39;t ask questions&#8211;post errors \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want to know what government medicine would be like, ask someone in a VA hospital \n<\/li>\n<li>If you want to live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse, IT&#39;S TOO LATE! \n<\/li>\n<li>If you&#39;re allergic to cats, stay away from me&#8211;and maybe I&#39;ll rub against your legs anyway \n<\/li>\n<li>If you&#39;re going down in flames, you might as well hit something big<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If you drink, don&#39;t park.&nbsp;&nbsp;Accidents cause people. If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438377\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438377"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}