{"id":3438375,"date":"2006-02-28T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-you-can-39-t-trust-a-woman\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:27","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:27","slug":"If-you-can-39-t-trust-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438375","title":{"rendered":"If you can&#39;t trust a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438375\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If you can&#39;t trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? \n<\/li>\n<li>If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn&#39;t you manage to stay out of debt? \n<\/li>\n<li>If you do what you&#39;ve always done, you&#39;ll get what you&#39;ve always gotten \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t believe in angels, you haven&#39;t heard me sing.&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don&#39;t believe in demons, you haven&#39;t heard me snore. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t go to other people&#39;s funerals, they won&#39;t go to yours \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t grow up by age 35, you don&#39;t have to \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t know history, you&#39;re condemned to repeat it&#8230;.If you do know history, you&#39;re doomed to make other dumb mistakes \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t like lawyers, the next time you&#39;re arrested hire a comedian \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t like the way I drive, stay off the street&#8230; the sidewalk&#8230; the lawn&#8230; \n<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#39;t make the rules, you don&#39;t have to keep them.&nbsp;&nbsp;If you do make the rules, you won&#39;t anyway. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you drink, don&#39;t drive.&nbsp;&nbsp;Don&#39;t even putt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If you can&#39;t trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn&#39;t you manage to stay &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438375\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438375"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}