{"id":3438374,"date":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-we-39-re-so-smart-and-so\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:27","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:27","slug":"If-we-39-re-so-smart-and-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438374","title":{"rendered":"If we&#39;re so smart and so"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438374\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If we&#39;re so smart and so creative, why aren&#39;t we happier than they are? \n<\/li>\n<li>If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn&#39;t it be called Windows 1995? \n<\/li>\n<li>If women ran the world, there wouldn&#39;t be any war.&nbsp;&nbsp;Nations would tease each other until they developed eating disorders. \n<\/li>\n<li>If words could speak, I wonder what they&#39;d say \n<\/li>\n<li>If work were so wonderful, the rich would keep it all for themselves \n<\/li>\n<li>If you are given an open book exam, you will forget the book.&nbsp;&nbsp;If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live. \n<\/li>\n<li>If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light in reverse and turn on the headlights, what happens? \n<\/li>\n<li>If you are willing to die, you can do anything \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you may have an exciting future as a guillotine operator \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can read this, the targetting lasers have locked on \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can read this, you are my patient [upside down on button] \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can read this, you&#39;re in range \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t create it&#8211;respect it \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t dress weird, why dress at all? \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t fight and you can&#39;t flee&#8230;FLOW \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t live without me, why aren&#39;t you dead yet? \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t say something nice, say something surrealistic [pictures of fish, eye, paperclip] \n<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#39;t solve the problems of the world with chocolate chip cookies, then how can you solve them?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If we&#39;re so smart and so creative, why aren&#39;t we happier than they are? If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn&#39;t it be called Windows 1995? If women ran the world, there wouldn&#39;t be any war.&nbsp;&nbsp;Nations would &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438374\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438374"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}