{"id":3438365,"date":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-I-39-d-known-grandchildren\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:27","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:27","slug":"If-I-39-d-known-grandchildren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438365","title":{"rendered":"If I&#39;d known grandchildren"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438365\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If I&#39;d known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first \n<\/li>\n<li>If I&#39;d wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one \n<\/li>\n<li>If `if&#39; statements had no `then&#39; clauses, \n<\/li>\n<li>If ignorance is bliss, why aren&#39;t more people happy? \n<\/li>\n<li>If it doesn&#39;t work, change the documentation \n<\/li>\n<li>If it doesn&#39;t work, use a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway. \n<\/li>\n<li>If it has syntax, it isn&#39;t user friendly \n<\/li>\n<li>If it isn&#39;t baroque, don&#39;t fix it&#8211;unless you&#39;re sure you can handel it \n<\/li>\n<li>If it were easy to understand, we wouldn&#39;t call it code \n<\/li>\n<li>If it weren&#39;t for C, we&#39;d be using BASI, PASAL, and OBOL \n<\/li>\n<li>If it&#39;s any of your business, it isn&#39;t really gossip \n<\/li>\n<li>If it&#39;s long dark and green and its bite makes you scream, that&#39;s a moray \n<\/li>\n<li>If it&#39;s not on fire, it&#39;s a software problem \n<\/li>\n<li>If it&#39;s not one thing, it&#39;s a BUNCH of things \n<\/li>\n<li>If it&#39;s stupid and it works, it&#39;s not stupid<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If I&#39;d known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first If I&#39;d wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one If `if&#39; statements had no `then&#39; clauses, If ignorance is bliss, why aren&#39;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438365\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438365"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}