{"id":3438362,"date":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/If-C-is-your-hammer\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:28","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:28","slug":"If-C-is-your-hammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438362","title":{"rendered":"If C++ is your hammer,"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438362\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb \n<\/li>\n<li>If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside \n<\/li>\n<li>If cats had longer attention spans, they&#39;d be running the world \n<\/li>\n<li>If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from? \n<\/li>\n<li>If God dwells within us, I hope He likes enchiladas because that&#39;s what He&#39;s getting \n<\/li>\n<li>If God had meant us to be naked, we would have been born that way \n<\/li>\n<li>If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates \n<\/li>\n<li>If God hadn&#39;t wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn&#39;t have given me such a vivid imagination \n<\/li>\n<li>If God took acid, would He see people? \n<\/li>\n<li>If guns are outlawed, can we use phasers? \n<\/li>\n<li>If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? \n<\/li>\n<li>If guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win any arguments? \n<\/li>\n<li>If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals? \n<\/li>\n<li>If I can start it, I can fly it, drive it, or program it \n<\/li>\n<li>If I have offended you in any way&#8230;MISSION ACCOMPLISHED \n<\/li>\n<li>If I promise to miss you, will you go away? \n<\/li>\n<li>If I thought life was cheap, I wouldn&#39;t charge so much to take one \n<\/li>\n<li>If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I&#39;ll put shoes on my cat \n<\/li>\n<li>If I want your opinion, I&#39;ll read it in your entrails \n<\/li>\n<li>If I want your stupid opinion, I&#39;ll beat it out of you \n<\/li>\n<li>If I were any more convenient, I&#39;d be a nuisance<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438362\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438362"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}