{"id":3438360,"date":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-39-d-rather-have-a-bigot\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:28","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:28","slug":"I-39-d-rather-have-a-bigot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438360","title":{"rendered":"I&#39;d rather have a bigot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438360\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I&#39;d rather have a bigot think I&#39;m a lesbian than have a lesbian think I&#39;m a bigot \n<\/li>\n<li>An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it \n<\/li>\n<li>The idea that God is His own grandmother may be unsupported by Scripture, but who wants to offend God&#39;s grandmother? \n<\/li>\n<li>The ideal government would just tax everyone a dollar a year and then spend it all on fireworks \n<\/li>\n<li>If a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, is it always the fault of the book? \n<\/li>\n<li>If a program is useful, it must be changed&#8211;if it&#39;s useless, it must be documented \n<\/li>\n<li>If a system is of sufficient complexity, it will be written before it&#39;s designed, implemented before it&#39;s tested, and obsolete before it&#39;s debugged \n<\/li>\n<li>If a train station is where the train stops, what&#39;s a work station? \n<\/li>\n<li>If all else fails, lower your standards \n<\/li>\n<li>If all else fails, read the directions \n<\/li>\n<li>If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they&#39;d point in different directions \n<\/li>\n<li>If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail \n<\/li>\n<li>If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail [picture of thumbnail] \n<\/li>\n<li>If anyone disagrees with anything I&#39;ve said, I&#39;ll not only retract it, I&#39;ll swear under oath that I&#39;ve never said it \n<\/li>\n<li>If anything is used to its full potential, it will break \n<\/li>\n<li>If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport \n<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don&#39;t succeed, change the rules \n<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don&#39;t succeed, transform your data set<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I&#39;d rather have a bigot think I&#39;m a lesbian than have a lesbian think I&#39;m a bigot An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it The idea that God is His own grandmother may &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438360\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438360"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}