{"id":3438356,"date":"2006-02-28T06:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-used-to-have-a\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:28","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:28","slug":"I-used-to-have-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438356","title":{"rendered":"I used to have a"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438356\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost \n<\/li>\n<li>I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren&#39;t the same. \n<\/li>\n<li>I wanna have Vincent&#39;s kittens \n<\/li>\n<li>I want a cat with a snooze button \n<\/li>\n<li>I want a map of this conversation \n<\/li>\n<li>I warn you not to underestimate my powers \n<\/li>\n<li>I was a cat in my other eight lives \n<\/li>\n<li>I was a Klingon before Klingons were popular \n<\/li>\n<li>I was assimilated by the Borg, and all I got was this lousy button \n<\/li>\n<li>I was born in Iowa, I just work in outer space \n<\/li>\n<li>I was born weird&#8211;this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma \n<\/li>\n<li>I was perfect&#8211;and then my parents got hold of me \n<\/li>\n<li>I was sitting in the lap of luxury&#8211;and then luxury stood up \n<\/li>\n<li>I was stupid, I was expendable, and here I am \n<\/li>\n<li>I wasn&#39;t born Republican, Democrat, or yesterday \n<\/li>\n<li>I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who are now possible remain possible \n<\/li>\n<li>I will defend to the death everyone&#39;s right to my opinion \n<\/li>\n<li>I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.&nbsp;&nbsp;I am not a number! I am a free man! \n<\/li>\n<li>I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.&nbsp;&nbsp;I am not a number! I am a free woman! \n<\/li>\n<li>I will not get very far with this attitude \n<\/li>\n<li>I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.&nbsp;&nbsp;There&#39;s one called &quot;brightness,&quot; but it doesn&#39;t work.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren&#39;t the same. I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438356\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438356"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}