{"id":3438351,"date":"2006-02-28T06:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-really-hate-this-damned\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","slug":"I-really-hate-this-damned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438351","title":{"rendered":"I really hate this damned"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438351\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.&nbsp;&nbsp;It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it. \n<\/li>\n<li>I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore \n<\/li>\n<li>I save lives&#8211;what do you do? \n<\/li>\n<li>I seem to have forgotten my safeword for this &#39;reality&#39; scene \n<\/li>\n<li>I shouldn&#39;t make sweeping generalizations, but we all do it&#8230;.. \n<\/li>\n<li>I smoked marijuana in college, and I didn&#39;t exhale \n<\/li>\n<li>I snore.&nbsp;&nbsp;I don&#39;t care.&nbsp;&nbsp;I don&#39;t have to.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;m ASLEEP. \n<\/li>\n<li>I spend my life doing things I detest to make money I don&#39;t need to buy things I don&#39;t want to impress people I don&#39;t like \n<\/li>\n<li>I stand between the candle and the star.&nbsp;&nbsp;Next month I will pay my electric bill. \n<\/li>\n<li>I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared into me. Neither of us liked what we saw. \n<\/li>\n<li>I studied COBOL in college, but I didn&#39;t compile \n<\/li>\n<li>I support everyone&#39;s right to be an idiot.&nbsp;&nbsp;I may need it myself someday. \n<\/li>\n<li>I support family values&#8211;Addams family values \n<\/li>\n<li>I support the rights of straight people, even though I&#39;m perfectly bent myself \n<\/li>\n<li>[I think] [I am] &lt;In a circular flowchart&gt; \n<\/li>\n<li>[I think] [I am] &lt;In a flowchart with a decision box&gt;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I really hate this damned machine, I wish that they would sell it.&nbsp;&nbsp;It never does quite what I want, but only what I tell it. I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore I save lives&#8211;what do you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438351\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438351"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}