{"id":3438349,"date":"2006-02-28T06:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-just-held-my-hand-up-to-this\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","slug":"I-just-held-my-hand-up-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438349","title":{"rendered":"I just held my hand up to this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438349\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you make of that?&#8230;Damn&#8211;there goes another! \n<\/li>\n<li>I just know I was meant to be born rich&#8211;somebody up there must have fouled up the paperwork \n<\/li>\n<li>I just MIGHT say yes \n<\/li>\n<li>I keep hitting the escape key, but I&#39;m still here \n<\/li>\n<li>I killed and ate my inner child&#8211;tastes like chicken \n<\/li>\n<li>I killed Kenny! \n<\/li>\n<li>I knew I had some reason for not killing you&#8230;Now what was it? \n<\/li>\n<li>I know drinking kills brain cells&#8211;but only the weak ones \n<\/li>\n<li>I know I&#39;m a sick person&#8211;the question is whether it&#39;s charming or offensive \n<\/li>\n<li>I know it all.&nbsp;&nbsp;I just can&#39;t remember it simultaneously. \n<\/li>\n<li>I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words \n<\/li>\n<li>I know that every time one door closes, another door opens, but why do these hallways have to be so dark? \n<\/li>\n<li>I know UNIX, ADA, FORTH, APL, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, SMALLTALK, LISP, and nineteen other high-tech words \n<\/li>\n<li>I know where my towel is \n<\/li>\n<li>I like life&#8211;it&#39;s something to do \n<\/li>\n<li>I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. \n<\/li>\n<li>I like the idea of an ancient race&#8211;it makes a world feel so&#8230;lived in \n<\/li>\n<li>I loathe anyone who keeps dogs.&nbsp;&nbsp;They&#39;re cowards who don&#39;t have the courage to bite people themselves. \n<\/li>\n<li>I love deadlines.&nbsp;&nbsp;I enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they go by \n<\/li>\n<li>I love it when a plan comes together \n<\/li>\n<li>I love it when a pun comes together \n<\/li>\n<li>I love lefties<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you make of that?&#8230;Damn&#8211;there goes another! I just know I was meant to be born rich&#8211;somebody up there must have fouled &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438349\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438349"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}