{"id":3438347,"date":"2006-02-28T06:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-have-multiple-personalities\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","slug":"I-have-multiple-personalities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438347","title":{"rendered":"I have multiple personalities"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438347\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I have multiple personalities, and we vote \n<\/li>\n<li>I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY! \n<\/li>\n<li>I have no humility. It&#39;s a virtue, but I can live with it \n<\/li>\n<li>I have no use for adventures&#8211;they&#39;re nasty disturbing uncomfortable things and make you late for dinner! \n<\/li>\n<li>I have not lost my mind&#8211;I know exactly where I left it \n<\/li>\n<li>I have not lost my mind&#8211;it&#39;s backed up on disk somewhere \n<\/li>\n<li>I have not lost my mind&#8211;it&#39;s backed up on tape somewhere \n<\/li>\n<li>I have not lost my mind&#8211;the tape address is backed up on disk someplace \n<\/li>\n<li>I have not yet begun to procrastinate \n<\/li>\n<li>I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life.&nbsp;&nbsp;What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have PMS and a gun.&nbsp;&nbsp;Care to comment? \n<\/li>\n<li>I have PMS and ESP&#8211;that makes me a bitch who knows everything \n<\/li>\n<li>I have short-term memory loss, but I prefer to think of it as presidential eligibility \n<\/li>\n<li>I have to do it myself, but I can&#39;t do it alone \n<\/li>\n<li>I have too much time on my hands&#8211;let&#39;s run another convention \n<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#39;t exactly lost it&#8211;it&#39;s been temporarily mislaid \n<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#39;t lost it&#8211;it&#39;s been temporally mislaid \n<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#39;t killed anyone yet.&nbsp;&nbsp;Help me keep it that way. \n<\/li>\n<li>I judge people by what is in their hearts&#8211;not by the color of their scales<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I have multiple personalities, and we vote I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY! I have no humility. It&#39;s a virtue, but I can live with it I have no &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438347\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438347"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}