{"id":3438344,"date":"2006-02-28T06:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-hate-being-cheered-up-nbsp\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","slug":"I-hate-being-cheered-up-nbsp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438344","title":{"rendered":"I hate being cheered up.&#038;nbsp"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438344\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I hate being cheered up.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s depressing. \n<\/li>\n<li>I hate you, you hate me, let&#39;s go out and kill Barney&#8211;with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney&#39;s dead \n<\/li>\n<li>I hate you, you hate me, we&#39;re a dysfunctional family \n<\/li>\n<li>I hated Barney before it was cool \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a firm grip on reality&#8211;by the throat \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and am therefore excused from saving universes \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a mind like a steel sieve \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled! \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel! \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a sheep. Do you have a rock? \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a spelling checker.&nbsp;&nbsp;It came with my PC.&nbsp;&nbsp;It plainly marks for my revue mistakes I cannot sea.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;ve run this poem threw it, I&#39;m sure your pleased to no.&nbsp;&nbsp;Its letter perfect in it&#39;s weigh&#8211;my checker tolled me sew. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here \n<\/li>\n<li>I have an understanding with my local police&#8211;I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered \n<\/li>\n<li>I have bungee fever and there&#39;s only one cure&#8230;.BOING&#8230;. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have developed &quot;Power Word Nuke&quot;.&nbsp;&nbsp;Send me all your gold. \n<\/li>\n<li>I have found a wonderful counterexample, but it won&#39;t fit in this universe &#8211;Fermat \n<\/li>\n<li>I have many skills<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I hate being cheered up.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s depressing. I hate you, you hate me, let&#39;s go out and kill Barney&#8211;with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney&#39;s dead I hate you, you hate me, we&#39;re &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438344\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438344"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}