{"id":3438333,"date":"2006-02-28T06:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-feel-like-I-39-m-trapped-in\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:29","slug":"I-feel-like-I-39-m-trapped-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438333","title":{"rendered":"I feel like I&#39;m trapped in"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438333\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I feel like I&#39;m trapped in a Hemmingway story.&nbsp;&nbsp;If I get any more cryptic, I won&#39;t be able to talk at all. \n<\/li>\n<li>I fight for what I believe in. I&#39;m a mercenary, and what I believe in is money. \n<\/li>\n<li>I finally got back on the net.&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I will never get anything done. \n<\/li>\n<li>I finally got it all together&#8211;but then I forgot where I put it \n<\/li>\n<li>I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots \n<\/li>\n<li>I find your lack of faith disturbing \n<\/li>\n<li>I found Jesus, and he said, &quot;Tag, you&#39;re it!&quot; \n<\/li>\n<li>I gave my books their own room.&nbsp;&nbsp;Now they want the whole house. \n<\/li>\n<li>I give good back \n<\/li>\n<li>I go from 0 to bitch in 1.5 seconds.&nbsp;&nbsp;Take your foot off the accelerator \n<\/li>\n<li>I got a life, but it won&#39;t run on my operating system \n<\/li>\n<li>I got rid of the kids&#8211;the cat was allergic \n<\/li>\n<li>I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything&#39;s been downhill since \n<\/li>\n<li>I guess we were all guilty.&nbsp;&nbsp;We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, &quot;I killed Bob&quot;. \n<\/li>\n<li>I had my car&#39;s alignment checked. It&#39;s Chaotic Evil. \n<\/li>\n<li>I had no shoes and wept.&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I met a man who had no feet.&nbsp;&nbsp;So I said, &quot;Hey man, got any shoes you&#39;re not using?&quot;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I feel like I&#39;m trapped in a Hemmingway story.&nbsp;&nbsp;If I get any more cryptic, I won&#39;t be able to talk at all. I fight for what I believe in. I&#39;m a mercenary, and what I believe in is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438333\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}