{"id":3438330,"date":"2006-02-28T06:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-don-39-t-need-speed-reading\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:30","slug":"I-don-39-t-need-speed-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438330","title":{"rendered":"I don&#39;t need speed reading"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438330\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I don&#39;t need speed reading.&nbsp;&nbsp;I need speed bookcase building. \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t need you, you know&#8211;I can be lonely all by myself \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t need your attitude&#8211;I have one of my own \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t practice what I preach because I&#39;m not the kind of person I preach to \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t pretend to understand the universe&#8211;it&#39;s much bigger than I am &#8211;Einstein \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t remember volunteering for this &quot;Ring&quot; business \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t see you, so don&#39;t pretend to be there \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t suffer from insanity&#8211;I revel in it! \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t take up more than my share of space&#8211;my share&#39;s bigger than yours, that&#39;s all \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t want constructive criticism.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s all I can do to put up with constructive praise \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t want to die&#8211;existence is one of my strong points \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t want to live forever&#8211;I just want to outlive my enemies and my cat \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I could read with pleasure \n<\/li>\n<li>I eat junk food to get it out of the house \n<\/li>\n<li>I eat the flesh of the living&#8211;and I vote<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I don&#39;t need speed reading.&nbsp;&nbsp;I need speed bookcase building. I don&#39;t need you, you know&#8211;I can be lonely all by myself I don&#39;t need your attitude&#8211;I have one of my own I don&#39;t practice what I preach because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}