{"id":3438324,"date":"2006-02-28T06:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-can-39-t-go-to-work-today\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:30","slug":"I-can-39-t-go-to-work-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438324","title":{"rendered":"I can&#39;t go to work today&#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438324\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I can&#39;t go to work today&#8211;the voices said to stay home and clean the guns \n<\/li>\n<li>I can&#39;t grow up&#8211;I&#39;m too old \n<\/li>\n<li>I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head \n<\/li>\n<li>I didn&#39;t claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies \n<\/li>\n<li>I didn&#39;t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can&#39;t prove anything. \n<\/li>\n<li>I didn&#39;t know it was impossible when I did it \n<\/li>\n<li>I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button \n<\/li>\n<li>I do so have a memory.&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#39;s in \/usr. \n<\/li>\n<li>I do the work of three men&#8211;Larry, Moe, and Curly \n<\/li>\n<li>I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t believe in God or heaven, but I do believe in good coffee&#8211;it&#39;s as close as I&#39;ll get to either \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t believe in no-win scenarios \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t blame Congress.&nbsp;&nbsp;If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I&#39;d be irresponsible, too. \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t brake for incumbents \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t care if I&#39;m a lemming, I&#39;m still not going \n<\/li>\n<li>I don&#39;t care if it IS user friendly&#8211;I&#39;m not computer friendly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I can&#39;t go to work today&#8211;the voices said to stay home and clean the guns I can&#39;t grow up&#8211;I&#39;m too old I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438324\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438324"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}