{"id":3438322,"date":"2006-02-28T06:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/I-am-not-a-thug-I-am-not-a\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:30","slug":"I-am-not-a-thug-I-am-not-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438322","title":{"rendered":"I am not a thug. I am not a"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438322\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>I am not a thug. I am not a fanatic. I am a vitamin supplement to justice. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am NOT conceited&#8211;I just can&#39;t stand mortals \n<\/li>\n<li>I am one of the greatest liars in the English language&#8211;I wouldn&#39;t be telling you this if I didn&#39;t know it wasn&#39;t true \n<\/li>\n<li>I am ready to meet my Maker&#8211;whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter \n<\/li>\n<li>I am sick and depraved&#8211;please feed me drugs and cookies \n<\/li>\n<li>I am simply a human being, more or less \n<\/li>\n<li>I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won&#39;t help you, either) \n<\/li>\n<li>I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater \n<\/li>\n<li>I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and should not be held responsible for my behavior \n<\/li>\n<li>I am very flexible&#8211;I can put both feet in my mouth \n<\/li>\n<li>I am very interested in the future because I plan to spend the rest of my life there \n<\/li>\n<li>I am what I am, and I don&#39;t think Betty Ford takes vampires! \n<\/li>\n<li>I am ZaZa LaBorg&#8211;prepare to be assimilated, dollink! \n<\/li>\n<li>I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.&nbsp;&nbsp;This makes it hard to plan the day. \n<\/li>\n<li>I bought a zip drive to back up my mind, but I filled it with games \n<\/li>\n<li>I bought the Star Trek chess set and the Civil War chess set. Now I have the South fight the Klingons. \n<\/li>\n<li>I can handle anything as long as it doesn&#39;t require skill, talent, training, or knowhow \n<\/li>\n<li>I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days \n<\/li>\n<li>I canna change the laws of physics, Captain, but I can find ye a loophole \n<\/li>\n<li>I can&#39;t be late&#8211;I just got here \n<\/li>\n<li>I can&#39;t be overdrawn&#8211;I still have checks left!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review I am not a thug. I am not a fanatic. I am a vitamin supplement to justice. I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers. I am NOT conceited&#8211;I just can&#39;t stand mortals I am one &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438322\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438322"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}