{"id":3438320,"date":"2006-02-28T06:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Humor-Me\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:31","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:31","slug":"Humor-Me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438320","title":{"rendered":"Humor Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438320\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Humor Me \n<\/li>\n<li>Humpty Dumpty was pushed \n<\/li>\n<li>I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent person you will not show me your dialing directory. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at half price. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a buttonholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another button. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a genius and should be exempt from shit \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a softwareholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me any more software. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am a Shadow. I stand between the Light&#8230;.and the wall \n<\/li>\n<li>I am an intellectual (I think) \n<\/li>\n<li>I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, man&#8230;. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevent. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am different, I am alone and I&#39;m am outcast&#8230;I bleed green! \n<\/li>\n<li>I am Goth. See me pout. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication \n<\/li>\n<li>I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi&#8230;oooh, donuts! \n<\/li>\n<li>I am interested in politics so that someday I will not have to be interested in politics \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not A bitch&#8230;I am THE bitch \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a happy camper \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a minority. I am an outnumbered majority. \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a monotheist&#8211;the world looks as though it was designed by a committee \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable! \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a part \n<\/li>\n<li>I am not a target audiance<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Humor Me Humpty Dumpty was pushed I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438320\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438320"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}