{"id":3438314,"date":"2006-02-28T06:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/How-many-lawyer-jokes-are\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:31","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:31","slug":"How-many-lawyer-jokes-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438314","title":{"rendered":"How many lawyer jokes are"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438314\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>How many lawyer jokes are there?  Four.  The rest are all true stories. \n<\/li>\n<li>How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half. \n<\/li>\n<li>How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier riddle \n<\/li>\n<li>How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?  None.  They just get Bill Gates to declare darkness the company standard. \n<\/li>\n<li>How many more innocent people must die before we shut the post office down? \n<\/li>\n<li>How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?  None&#8211;they don&#8217;t bother with that short-wavelength stuff \n<\/li>\n<li>How many recovering co-dependents does it take to screw in a light bulb?  None.  The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself. \n<\/li>\n<li>How many SysAdmins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  None.  They deny privileges to everyone with access to that room. \n<\/li>\n<li>How many usenetters does it take to change a lightbulb?  Read the FAQ \n<\/li>\n<li>How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?  Never mind that&#8211;let me tell you about MY light bulb \n<\/li>\n<li>How they really do it [picture of cat tossing hair from basket] \n<\/li>\n<li>How will you know the answer to that question if you don&#8217;t ask me out loud? \n<\/li>\n<li>Human beings don&#8217;t live like this \n<\/li>\n<li>The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity&#8211;the rest is overhead for the operating system \n<\/li>\n<li>The human race is still in beta testing \n<\/li>\n<li>Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt stars \n<\/li>\n<li>The human spirit is a hard thing to kill, even with a chain saw \n<\/li>\n<li>Humanity&#8217;s strongest impulse is the desire to edit other people&#8217;s copy ^H^H^H^H words^H^H^H^H^H writing \n<\/li>\n<li>Humor is emotional chaos recollected in tranquility<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review How many lawyer jokes are there? Four. The rest are all true stories. How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438314\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438314"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}