{"id":3438310,"date":"2006-02-28T06:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Hostes-aliengeni-me-abduxerent\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:31","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:31","slug":"Hostes-aliengeni-me-abduxerent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438310","title":{"rendered":"Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438310\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent.&nbsp;&nbsp;Qui annus est? (Aliens abducted me.&nbsp;&nbsp;What year is it?) \n<\/li>\n<li>Housewives against entropy \n<\/li>\n<li>Housework can kill you if you do it right \n<\/li>\n<li>How can I build a death ray if they won&#39;t let me have any busbars? \n<\/li>\n<li>How can I miss you when you won&#39;t go away? \n<\/li>\n<li>How can you be in two places at once when you&#39;re not anywhere at all? \n<\/li>\n<li>How come you never see a politician laugh? Because they know what they&#39;re getting away with, and if they started laughing, they&#39;d never stop \n<\/li>\n<li>How do you catch a unique rabbit?&nbsp;&nbsp;Unique up on it!&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you catch a tame rabbit?&nbsp;&nbsp;The tame way!&nbsp;&nbsp;Unique up on it! \n<\/li>\n<li>How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? He looks at YOUR shoes when he talks to you \n<\/li>\n<li>How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?&nbsp;&nbsp;One third less than it takes to change a regular bulb. \n<\/li>\n<li>How many fat acceptance advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?&nbsp;&nbsp;Why change it? It&#39;s so round and luscious just the way it is!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent.&nbsp;&nbsp;Qui annus est? (Aliens abducted me.&nbsp;&nbsp;What year is it?) Housewives against entropy Housework can kill you if you do it right How can I build a death ray if they won&#39;t let me have any &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438310\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}