{"id":3438252,"date":"2006-02-28T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/HAL-9000-quot-Dave-put\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:32","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:32","slug":"HAL-9000-quot-Dave-put","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438252","title":{"rendered":"HAL 9000: &quot;Dave, put"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438252\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>HAL 9000: &quot;Dave, put those Windows disks down&#8230;Dave&#8230;DAVE!&quot; \n<\/li>\n<li>Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years&#8211;I&#39;d just like to know which half \n<\/li>\n<li>Half the failures in life result from pulling in one&#39;s horse when it is leaping \n<\/li>\n<li>Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.&nbsp;&nbsp;The other half is pretending you don&#39;t care. \n<\/li>\n<li>Happiness is a Tardis with a working dematerialization circuit \n<\/li>\n<li>Happiness is seeing your DM&#39;s face on a milk carton \n<\/li>\n<li>Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear view mirror \n<\/li>\n<li>Happy Happy Joy Joy \n<\/li>\n<li>Happy Happy Kill Kill \n<\/li>\n<li>Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances? \n<\/li>\n<li>Hardware: the part of the computer that can be kicked. If you can only curse at it, it&#39;s software. \n<\/li>\n<li>Harmless ninja throwing button \n<\/li>\n<li>Hatred is not a family value \n<\/li>\n<li>Have an adequate day \n<\/li>\n<li>Have an affair. It&#39;ll help break up the monogamy \n<\/li>\n<li>Have an illuminated day! [picture of smiley pyramid] \n<\/li>\n<li>Have food&#8211;will work for money \n<\/li>\n<li>Have no fear&#8211;I never attack lesser beings \n<\/li>\n<li>Have Tardis, will travel \n<\/li>\n<li>Have you changed your tofu water today? \n<\/li>\n<li>Have you ever had your phone tapped by the government? YOU WILL and the company that brings it to you is&#8230;AT&amp;T \n<\/li>\n<li>Have you hugged your dragon today?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review HAL 9000: &quot;Dave, put those Windows disks down&#8230;Dave&#8230;DAVE!&quot; Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years&#8211;I&#39;d just like to know which half Half the failures in life result from pulling in one&#39;s horse when &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438252\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438252"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}