{"id":3438237,"date":"2006-02-28T05:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/General-System-Error-Please\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:33","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:33","slug":"General-System-Error-Please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438237","title":{"rendered":"General System Error: Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438237\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>General System Error: Please sacrifice a goat and two chickens to continue \n<\/li>\n<li>The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance \n<\/li>\n<li>Genetically perfect but morally crippled \n<\/li>\n<li>Gerbil-jamming is safe&#8211;if you don&#39;t share gerbils \n<\/li>\n<li>Get thee down.&nbsp;&nbsp;Be thou funky. \n<\/li>\n<li>Give generously so that EPOXY can be cured \n<\/li>\n<li>Give me a straight line and I&#39;ll bend it for you \n<\/li>\n<li>Give me coffee and no one gets hurt \n<\/li>\n<li>Give me levity or give me death \n<\/li>\n<li>Give me that REAL old-time religion&#8211;Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Danu, Inanna \n<\/li>\n<li>Giving up Catholicism for Lent \n<\/li>\n<li>Global Village Idiot \n<\/li>\n<li>!GO HOM-9 \n<\/li>\n<li>Go Lemmings Go! \n<\/li>\n<li>Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes \n<\/li>\n<li>Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes&#8230;. \n<\/li>\n<li>Go on and try it.&nbsp;&nbsp;The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friends. \n<\/li>\n<li>God could create the universe in six days because he didn&#39;t have to make it upward compatible \n<\/li>\n<li>God created a 24-hour light and dark cycle.&nbsp;&nbsp;The angels asked, &quot;What will You do next?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Call it a day.&quot; \n<\/li>\n<li>God created music so people could pray without words \n<\/li>\n<li>God didn&#39;t create the world in seven days&#8211;He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review General System Error: Please sacrifice a goat and two chickens to continue The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance Genetically perfect but morally crippled Gerbil-jamming is safe&#8211;if you don&#39;t share gerbils &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438237\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}