{"id":3438214,"date":"2006-02-28T05:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Don-39-t-take-life-seriously\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:34","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:34","slug":"Don-39-t-take-life-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438214","title":{"rendered":"Don&#39;t take life seriously"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438214\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Don&#39;t take life seriously&#8211;it isn&#39;t permanent \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t tell me not to burn my candle at both ends&#8211;just tell me where to get more wax! \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t tell my mother I work for the government. She thinks I work as a bouncer in a brothel. \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t torture yourself&#8211;that&#39;s my job \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t try this at home, kids.&nbsp;&nbsp;This stunt should only be attempted by trained, proffessional idiots. \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t try to engage my enthusiasm&#8211;I haven&#39;t got one \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t try to out-weird me&#8211;I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t worry about who you step on when you&#39;re on the way up if you don&#39;t plan on coming down \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t worry&#8211;be silly! \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t worry&#8211;Cthulhu LIKES your sense of humor \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t worry&#8211;I know my glamour is the sort that terrifies weaklings \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t you look at me in that tone of voice \n<\/li>\n<li>DOS Dinosaur Operating System \n<\/li>\n<li>DOS never says &quot;EXCELLENT command or file name&quot; \n<\/li>\n<li>Down to the C in chips \n<\/li>\n<li>Dragon Obedience School Dropout \n<\/li>\n<li>The Dragon Taxi Service&#8211;we will take thee&#8230;anywhere<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Don&#39;t take life seriously&#8211;it isn&#39;t permanent Don&#39;t tell me not to burn my candle at both ends&#8211;just tell me where to get more wax! Don&#39;t tell my mother I work for the government. She thinks I work as &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438214\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438214"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}