{"id":3438207,"date":"2006-02-28T05:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/39-Don-39-t-be-a-fucking\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:35","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:35","slug":"39-Don-39-t-be-a-fucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438207","title":{"rendered":"&#39;Don&#39;t be a fucking"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438207\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>&#39;Don&#39;t be a fucking idiot&#39; should be a safeword \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t be irreplaceable&#8211;if you can&#39;t be replaced, you can&#39;t be promoted \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t bite my finger&#8211;look where I&#39;m pointing \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t blame me&#8211;I voted for Cthulhu \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t blame me&#8211;I voted for Socks \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t blame me&#8211;I was raised by humans \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t bother me.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;ve got my three miracle minimum.&nbsp;&nbsp;When the Pope signs my sainthood papers, I&#39;m outta here! \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t build more nukes until we use the ones we have \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t cry on my shoulder, I&#39;m off duty &#8212;Troy \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t destroy the world in the first chapter&#8211;you&#39;ll find you need it later \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t drink and derive&#8211;know your limits&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This kind of humor is integral to calculus \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t get creative here&#8211;standards are good for you \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t get even&#8211;get odd! \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t get suckered in by comments&#8211;only debug code \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t hate yourself in the morning&#8211;sleep till noon \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t just flirt&#8211;hit me with a clue-by-four \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t just stand there&#8211;buy something! \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t just stand there&#8211;rub my back! \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t just stand there&#8211;scratch my back!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review &#39;Don&#39;t be a fucking idiot&#39; should be a safeword Don&#39;t be irreplaceable&#8211;if you can&#39;t be replaced, you can&#39;t be promoted Don&#39;t bite my finger&#8211;look where I&#39;m pointing Don&#39;t blame me&#8211;I voted for Cthulhu Don&#39;t blame me&#8211;I voted for &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438207\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438207"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}