{"id":3438187,"date":"2006-02-28T05:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Cold-milk-warm-backrubs-hot\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:37","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:37","slug":"Cold-milk-warm-backrubs-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438187","title":{"rendered":"Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438187\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths&#8230;all temperature cheer \n<\/li>\n<li>Come on, people&#8211;I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing \n<\/li>\n<li>Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work \n<\/li>\n<li>Common sense is what tells you the earth is flat \n<\/li>\n<li>Competency is its own punishment \n<\/li>\n<li>Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers \n<\/li>\n<li>A computer is a genie that can grant any wish.&nbsp;&nbsp;The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary. \n<\/li>\n<li>The computer is happy.&nbsp;&nbsp;The computer is crazy.&nbsp;&nbsp;The computer will try to make you happy.&nbsp;&nbsp;This will drive you crazy. \n<\/li>\n<li>The computer is stronger than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer \n<\/li>\n<li>Computer Technicalities&#8211;it&#39;s all geek to me \n<\/li>\n<li>Computers are like the Old Testament God&#8211;lots of rules and no mercy \n<\/li>\n<li>Computers eat time&#8211;we only THINK they run on electricity \n<\/li>\n<li>Computers run on smoke.&nbsp;&nbsp;If it leaks out, they don&#39;t work. \n<\/li>\n<li>Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion \n<\/li>\n<li>Computers will be perfect when they can predict how much more the job will cost than the estimate \n<ul><\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths&#8230;all temperature cheer Come on, people&#8211;I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438187\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438187"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}