{"id":3438171,"date":"2006-02-28T05:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Captain-nbsp-nbsp-Somebody\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:37","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:37","slug":"Captain-nbsp-nbsp-Somebody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438171","title":{"rendered":"Captain!&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438171\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Captain!&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody formatted the Warp Drive! \n<\/li>\n<li>Captain!&nbsp;&nbsp;The doubletalk generators, they can take nae more!&nbsp;&nbsp;We&#39;ll have to obey the laws of physics! \n<\/li>\n<li>Carpe Diem&#8211;Fish of the day \n<\/li>\n<li>Carpe Diem&#8211;Make your lives extraordinary \n<\/li>\n<li>Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master \n<\/li>\n<li>Carpe Noctem Seize the night I do more work after 2AM than most people do all day \n<\/li>\n<li>Cars can smell it when you have money&#8211;computers can smell it when you have time \n<\/li>\n<li>Cartoon Law 8: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent \n<\/li>\n<li>Cashectomies expertly performed \n<\/li>\n<li>A cat at rest will tend to stay at rest unless acted upon by an outside food \n<\/li>\n<li>A cat is always on the wrong side of the door \n<\/li>\n<li>A cat is the visible soul of a home \n<\/li>\n<li>Cat people are generally not conformists.&nbsp;&nbsp;How could they be, with a cat running their lives? \n<\/li>\n<li>Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function \n<\/li>\n<li>Cats are Murphy&#39;s way of saying &quot;Nice furniture!&quot;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Captain!&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody formatted the Warp Drive! Captain!&nbsp;&nbsp;The doubletalk generators, they can take nae more!&nbsp;&nbsp;We&#39;ll have to obey the laws of physics! Carpe Diem&#8211;Fish of the day Carpe Diem&#8211;Make your lives extraordinary Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master Carpe Noctem &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438171\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438171"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}