{"id":3438157,"date":"2006-02-28T05:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Beware-I-39-m-armed-and-have\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:38","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:38","slug":"Beware-I-39-m-armed-and-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438157","title":{"rendered":"Beware&#8211;I&#39;m armed and have"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438157\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Beware&#8211;I&#39;m armed and have pre-menstrual tension \n<\/li>\n<li>Beware of Quantum Ducks&#8211;Quark! Quark! Quark! \n<\/li>\n<li>Beware of the Vampire Jesus&#8211;He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now! \n<\/li>\n<li>Beware the Grin Reaper [smiley face with teeth] \n<\/li>\n<li>Beware! The teddy bears of today still carry the vestigial claws of their ancestors \n<\/li>\n<li>BFA: Branch to False Assumption \n<\/li>\n<li>The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals.&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn&#39;t mean God doesn&#39;t love heterosexuals&#8211;He just thinks they need more supervision  \n<\/li>\n<li>The Bill of Rights goes too far&#8211;it should have stopped at &quot;Congress shall make no law&quot; \n<\/li>\n<li>The Bill of Rights is over two hundred years old&#8211;at that age, I probably won&#39;t work either \n<\/li>\n<li>Bill the Cat fan club \n<\/li>\n<li>A billion here, a couple of billion there&#8211;first thing you know, it adds up to real money \n<\/li>\n<li>A bird does not sing because it has an answer&#8211;it sings because it has a song \n<\/li>\n<li>Bisexual, Proud, and Queer of it \n<\/li>\n<li>Bisexual Separatist [picture of interlaced female symbol, smiley face, and male symbol]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Beware&#8211;I&#39;m armed and have pre-menstrual tension Beware of Quantum Ducks&#8211;Quark! Quark! Quark! Beware of the Vampire Jesus&#8211;He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now! Beware the Grin Reaper [smiley face with teeth] Beware! &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438157\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}