{"id":3438155,"date":"2006-02-28T05:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T05:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Before-I-go-to-bed-I-want\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:39","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:39","slug":"Before-I-go-to-bed-I-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438155","title":{"rendered":"Before I go to bed, I want"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438155\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Before I go to bed, I want some filk and cookies \n<\/li>\n<li>Before my sword can pass through your neck it has to pass halfway through your neck.&nbsp;&nbsp;But before it can pass halfway through your neck, it has to pass a quarter of the way through your neck, and before it can do *that*&#8230;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8212;Xeno, Warrior Prince \n<\/li>\n<li>Being a model means wearing clothes and not eating.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#39;d rather eat and take off my clothes. \n<\/li>\n<li>Being a pain in the ass is a prerogative of the creative mind \n<\/li>\n<li>Being depressed by the poor isn&#39;t much worse than being bored by the rich \n<\/li>\n<li>Being in politics is like being a football coach&#8211;you have to be smart enough to understand the game and stupid enough to think it&#39;s important \n<\/li>\n<li>Being sexy is a dirty job, but somebody&#39;s got to do it \n<\/li>\n<li>Being weird isn&#39;t enough \n<\/li>\n<li>Believing that you run the United States is a megalomanic delusion, especially if you&#39;re the President \n<\/li>\n<li>Berserkers do it without thinking \n<\/li>\n<li>The best defense is a strong offense, and I intend to start offending right now \n<\/li>\n<li>Better dead than mellow \n<\/li>\n<li>Better Living through Alchemy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Before I go to bed, I want some filk and cookies Before my sword can pass through your neck it has to pass halfway through your neck.&nbsp;&nbsp;But before it can pass halfway through your neck, it has to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438155\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438155"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}