{"id":3310999,"date":"2006-02-14T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/14\/Two-male-mathematicians-are\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:42","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:42","slug":"Two-male-mathematicians-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310999","title":{"rendered":"Two male mathematicians are"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3310999\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<p>Two male mathematicians are in a bar.<\/p>\n<p>\nThe first one says to the second that the average person knows very little<br \/>\nabout basic mathematics.<\/p>\n<p>The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a<br \/>\nreasonable amount of math.<\/p>\n<p>The first mathematicien goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the<br \/>\nsecond calls over the waitress.<\/p>\n<p>\nHe tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he<br \/>\nwill call her over and ask her a question.  All she has to do is answer<br \/>\none third x cubed.<\/p>\n<p>She repeats `one thir &#8212; dex cue&#8217;?  He repeats `one third x cubed&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Her: `one thir dex cuebd&#8217;?  Yes, that&#8217;s right, he says.  So she agrees,<br \/>\nand goes off mumbling to herself, `one thir dex cuebd&#8230;&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point,<br \/>\nthat most people do know something about basic math.<\/p>\n<p>\nHe says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first<br \/>\nlaughingly agrees.<\/p>\n<p>\nThe second man calls over the waitress and asks `what is the integral<br \/>\nof x squared?&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>The waitress says `one third x cubed&#8217; and while walking away, turns<br \/>\nback and says over her shoulder `plus a constant&#8217;!<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Two male mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310999\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310999"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3310999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3310999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3310999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3310999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}