{"id":3310908,"date":"2006-02-14T14:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/14\/A-bunch-of-Polish-scientists\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:43","slug":"A-bunch-of-Polish-scientists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310908","title":{"rendered":"A bunch of Polish scientists"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3310908\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<p>A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive<br \/>\ngovernment by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to<br \/>\nfly them to a western country.  They drove to the airport,<br \/>\nforced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there<br \/>\nwas no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens<br \/>\ngot louder.  Finally, one of the scientists suggested that since<br \/>\nhe was an experimentalist, he would try to fly the aircraft.<\/p>\n<p>He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out.  The sirens<br \/>\ngot louder and louder.  Armed men surrounded the jet.  The would be<br \/>\npilot&#8217;s friends cried out, &#8220;Please, please take off now!!!<br \/>\nHurry!!!!!!&#8221;  The experimentalist calmly replied, &#8220;Have patience.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m just a simple pole in a complex plane.&#8221;<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310908\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310908"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3310908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3310908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3310908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3310908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}