{"id":3310859,"date":"2006-02-14T13:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/14\/A-doctor-a-lawyer-and-a\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:44","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:44","slug":"A-doctor-a-lawyer-and-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310859","title":{"rendered":"A doctor, a lawyer and a"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3310859\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<p>A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits<br \/>\nof having a wife or a mistress.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer says: &#8220;For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and<br \/>\nwant a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says: &#8220;It&#8217;s better to have a wife because the sense of security<br \/>\nlowers your stress and is good for your health.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mathematician says: &#8221; You&#8217;re both wrong. It&#8217;s best to have both so that<br \/>\nwhen the wife thinks you&#8217;re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you&#8217;re<br \/>\nwith your wife &#8212; you can do some mathematics.&#8221;<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: &#8220;For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310859\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310859"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3310859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3310859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3310859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3310859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}