{"id":3310846,"date":"2006-02-14T13:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T13:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/14\/Asked-how-his-pet-parrot\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:44","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:44","slug":"Asked-how-his-pet-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310846","title":{"rendered":"Asked how his pet parrot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3310846\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<p>Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered<br \/>\n    &#8220;Polynomial. polygon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural<br \/>\nlogarithms.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Pie are not square.  Pie are round.  Cornbread are square.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity<br \/>\n u to the n.&#8221;<\/p>\n<pre><br \/>\r\n     \/  x      n<br \/>\r\n     | e  = f(u )<br \/>\r\n     \/<br \/>\r\n<\/pre>\n<p>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>A physics joke:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    &#8220;Energy equals milk chocolate square&#8221;<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered &#8220;Polynomial. polygon.&#8221; &#8212; Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms. &#8212; Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. &#8212; &#8220;The integral of e to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3310846\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310846"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3310846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3310846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3310846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3310846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}