{"id":3289107,"date":"2006-02-12T09:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-12T09:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/12\/EXCUSE-me-Master-a-short\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:49","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:49","slug":"EXCUSE-me-Master-a-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3289107","title":{"rendered":"EXCUSE me, Master, a short"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3289107\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> EXCUSE me, Master, a short rabbi asked,<br \/>\nWhy doesn&#8217;t a nice person like you have a wife?<\/p>\n<p>He then said:<br \/>\nI have studied philosophy for many years, and through my travels I have communicated and meditated with nature.<br \/>\nI have acquired many beautiful possessions of nature by opening my mind to the natural beauty of the Earth.<br \/>\nI have dedicated my life to uncovering the mysteries of life, and the unknown.<br \/>\nThrough this dedication I have acquired sublime knowledge and profound wisdom.<br \/>\nTherefore one could actually say that I am married to the desire to achieve wisdom.<br \/>\nI am married to many goals and divine ambitions.<\/p>\n<p>In that case, the rabbi responded, have I got a girl for you!<\/p>\n<p>The Master then clopped the rabbi in the head.<\/p>\n<p>What was that for, Master? the rabbi asked.<\/p>\n<p>That was for trying to introduce a cheap Jewish joke into a<br \/>\nnon-denominational book, he replied. <\/p>\n<p>Kehlog Albran &#8211; <i>The Profit<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review EXCUSE me, Master, a short rabbi asked, Why doesn&#8217;t a nice person like you have a wife? He then said: I have studied philosophy for many years, and through my travels I have communicated and meditated with nature. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3289107\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289107"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3289107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3289107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3289107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3289107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}