{"id":3289070,"date":"2006-02-12T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-12T09:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/12\/THEN-a-scholar-said\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:51","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:51","slug":"THEN-a-scholar-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3289070","title":{"rendered":"THEN a scholar said"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3289070\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> THEN a scholar said,<br \/>\nSpeak to us of Language.<\/p>\n<p>And he answered:<br \/>\nI will tell you the story of Calif Cazar.<br \/>\nHe was the wealthiest Calif in all Fez.<br \/>\nAnd, though his wealth was measured by the cubic yard, he was the loneliest man in Fez.<br \/>\nFor the Calif, though an educated man, could not speak the language of trees.<\/p>\n<p>What happened to him? the scholar asked.<\/p>\n<p>The Master responded:<br \/>\nThe Calif studied for many years under the wisest Balsam in the realm.<br \/>\nHe read the poetry of the Willows and memorized untold sixteenth century Cedar sonnets.<br \/>\nHe spoke fluent Spruce.<br \/>\nHis Chestnut was impeccable.<br \/>\nAnd he could converse comfortably in both Northern and Southern Pine.<br \/>\nNative born Walnuts took him for one of their own.<\/p>\n<p>I should like to know more of this brilliant man, the scholar said.<br \/>\nWhere may I learn of him?<\/p>\n<p>Encyclopedia Britannica, Volume 26, pages 119 through 163.<\/p>\n<p>He is written up there, the scholar asked?<\/p>\n<p>He is written on there, the Master explained. <\/p>\n<p>Kehlog Albran &#8211; <i>The Profit<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review THEN a scholar said, Speak to us of Language. And he answered: I will tell you the story of Calif Cazar. He was the wealthiest Calif in all Fez. And, though his wealth was measured by the cubic &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3289070\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289070"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3289070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3289070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3289070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3289070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}